Like most young(ish) women in the professional world, this blog must stay anonymous so that I don’t get fired. So no pics of me trying to be hot, no full disclosures of A/S/L, and no f*** them if they can’t take a joke flippancy, because I’ve got bills to pay, yo.

What I can tell you is that I’m completely imperfect though I try to be otherwise, I eat everything that crosses my plate, I pretty much stick to wine, and I have the worst hair on Earth.

Yet, somehow, people still like me. Maybe you will, too.